{"product_id":"deck-the-halls-and-not-your-family-ornament","title":"Shaka Brands Deck The Halls Not Your Family Ornament One Size","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"font-size:3rem;background:linear-gradient(90deg,red,orange,yellow,green,blue,indigo,violet);-webkit-background-clip:text;background-clip:text;color:transparent;text-shadow:1px 1px 0 #000;margin:0 0 12px 0;\"\u003eDeck The Halls, And Not Your Family Ornament\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMessage: “Deck The Halls, And Not Your Family”\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eStyle: Lighthearted, snarky holiday décor\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eColors: Orange, Black, Teal, Red Glitter, Orange Galaxy, Green, Purple, Red, Blue\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSize: One Size\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eOccasion: Christmas tree décor, stocking stuffer, gift exchange\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePrice: $15\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\nKeep spirits bright—and drama light. This cheeky ornament brings a wink of humor to your tree and makes an easy gift for white-elephant exchanges, office parties, or anyone who needs a festive reminder to keep it merry.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n  \u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOrange, Black, Teal, Red Glitter, Orange Galaxy, Green, Purple, Red, and Blue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it giftable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes—perfect for stocking stuffers and holiday exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne Size (standard ornament sizing).\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare tips?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHandle with care; store in a dry place when the season ends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Shaka Brands","offers":[{"title":"Orange","offer_id":51984644866362,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":51984644899130,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Teal","offer_id":51984644931898,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red Glitter","offer_id":51984644964666,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange Galaxy","offer_id":51984644997434,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":51984645030202,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple","offer_id":51984645062970,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red","offer_id":51984645095738,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":51984645128506,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0427\/1295\/7085\/files\/f3f252af-69ad-4a33-9641-3a0d9ee1fd02.jpg?v=1760069454","url":"https:\/\/ohanaunderground.com\/products\/deck-the-halls-and-not-your-family-ornament","provider":"Ohana Underground","version":"1.0","type":"link"}